A Touch of Romance

8.01 review
Shopping, Men's Store, Women's Store
Ranked #25 in Cerritos things to do
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  • 9.8
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  • 7.4
    LGBTQ
  • 7.4
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11332 E South St, Cerritos, CA 90703, United States
(562) 402-3747
https://www.loverspackage.com/
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Picture this - Candelight. Satin sheets. Me. You...........................a gerbil ;p
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I kid, I kid.

Not one to commit any harm to those fine, furry creatures, that's why I go here, A Touch of Romance, for all my sexploitation needs. Winning a gift basket with various erotic paraphernalia, including videos, lubes, Johnson rings & what not, the basket also included an A Touch of Romance gift card. On one cold, overcast, lonely day, I found myself meandering inside the shop to peep out the goods.

The store is handsomely set up. Cute women's attire of various sorts greets customers as they walk in. Looking to be a slutty something or other for Halloween, or Groundhog's Day? A Touch of Romance has you covered! Deeper inside (get it? *giggle*), designated sections have an extensive video collection, brand name gadgets like Sutera Toys & assorted knickknacks for when you wanna knack your knick. If you love people watching, you'll have an absolute blast (*tee-hee*) here. You'll see the entire spectrum of the populace. I saw an 80 year old man pick up a pornstar molded fauxgina. More power to you, brother! I hope I'm that randy when I'm that age. Sow your oats before they wither away & turn to dust, know what I'm saying?

Naturally, I congregated to the one place that always sucks me in (haha) like a tractor beam - the clearance section. Even with boink boink bing bing time, I spare no expense at being cheap. I ended up purchasing some sex shots vitamin supplements & vibrators, which I later sold on Craigslist for some cool cash money, baby!

Service was good. The staff were friendly while I was there. Events, such as Girl's Night Out & Couples' Night, are offered on a regular basis. Parking is in a private lot at Cerritos' Landmark Square. A Touch of Romance is located on the right of a dentist office (oral, LOL) & on the left of King Shabu Shabu. The lot gets quite full during peak hours in front of the store, with additional space in the rear (HaHaHa, I slay me!)

Need assistance getting your rocks off? A Touch of Romance is here to facilitate that. Not in an illegal escort, 100 roses kind of way, but in a GameStop for horny people type of way. Too shy? Then, find yourself a trucker hat, a Groucho Marx glasses/pornstar mustache disguise & ripped jean shorts, and you'll find yourself blending in with some the creepers that frequent the place.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break in my Limited Edition Golden Girls Collection Bea Arthur shower massager

;p

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